New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.
View ArticleInternet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible, ill-conceived, and unnecessary "personal projects."
View ArticleNew Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.
View ArticleHP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is.
View ArticleNew Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time.
View ArticleTeens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video
Trendwatchers say more and more teens are leaving Facebook and Twitter in favor of the comments section on a YouTube video of a deer running in slow motion.
View ArticleSPONSORED: Barbed Wire Industry Protests Negative Portrayal In ‘Evil Within’...
Representatives from barbed wire advocacy groups are up in arms over the fencing material’s portrayal in a violent new video game.
View ArticleSPONSORED: New Wolfenstein Game Lets Players Choose Which Country Won WWII
The new Wolfenstein game lets players experience an immersive alternate reality in which France, Denmark, Canada or any other country of their choice won WWII, and now rules the world with an iron fist.
View ArticleSPONSORED: New Video Game’s Second-Person Shooter Mode Features Someone Just...
The revolutionary second-person mode presents players with an authoritative voice describing the players’ actions without any of the hassle of actual gameplay.
View ArticleNew Facebook Feature Scans Profile To Pinpoint Exactly When Things Went Wrong
The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.
View ArticleMore Office Workers Switching To Fetal Position Desks
Wellness experts say curling up in a ball on the floor is the healthiest way to deal with the non-stop agony of the workday.
View ArticleSPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters'...
Video game customization reaches new heights in 'The Elder Scrolls Online' thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character’s bones, flesh, and nervous system.
View ArticleBored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider
One year after confirming the existence of the Higgs Boson, or “God Particle,” scientists at CERN say they are struggling to find other uses for the giant particle accelerator.
View ArticleNew Kindle Helps Readers Show Off By Shouting Title Of Book Loudly And...
Amazon says the Kindle Flare’s repetitive shouting will appeal to fans of print, who miss the ability to display a book’s cover to strangers.
View ArticleNew Nike Running App Tells You What You’re Really Running From
The new app pinpoints the unique existential angst at the core of each runner’s workout routine.
View ArticleSPONSORED: New Video Game ‘Horrifying’ For Anyone Who’s Never Experienced...
Reviewers agree: The Evil Within reaches an unprecedented level of terror, assuming that the player has never had to deal with the blood-curdling realities of everyday life.
View ArticleNew Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car
Uber Seize is a new high-end service that lets users hijack vehicles whenever and however they want.
View ArticleNew App Lets You Work For Your Company Even While You Sleep
Overtime+ keeps you trapped in a half-awake, half-dream state so your thoughts never stray from the burdensome work tasks ahead of you.
View ArticleStudy: Employees Happiest When Pretending To Work From Home
A new study from IBM says that simply letting employees pretend to work from home keeps them satisified and happy on the job.
View ArticleScientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources For Americans To Waste
Tech Trends reporter Aaron Vaughn takes a look at Green Forward, a startup creating new green technology for Americans to blindly disregard.
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